LOL: Messing With Pokemon(Me and my siblings made this all up..most of it was me!)

Are you a Jynx?
No. Why?
Because you're the most ugliest thing I've ever seen!


Are you a MagicCarp?
No. Why?
Because you have the best fish lips ever!


Are you a Venusaur?
No. Why?
Because there's a huge flower growing on your head.
>insert context from later on< Oh that. That's just my headband.
                                              Oh. My Bad.


Are you an Ash?
No. Why?
Because you're so ssssssssssssstttt........(saying this for one minute) on my butt! (hotz)


Hey Gary!
What?
You're so Hairy!
What?
Is your name Berry?
What!
Like Harry, because I pretty much think you're a Fairy.
What?
I said Gary you are so very manly and pretty like a Prince Harry that people might treat you fairly.


Hey Brock!
What?
Brock!
What?
I said The Rock!
Uh?
Rock!
What?
Chris Rock!


Hey The Rock!
What?
Rock!
What?
Brock!
What?
Chris Rock!
What?
 I said Chris Rock Rocks!


Hey Rock!
......?
Rock!
.......?
I said  Brock!
.......?
The Rock!
........?
Chris Rock?
........?
I said this damn rock!


Hey Chris Rock!
Uh?
Brock!
What?
Rock!
Uh?
The Rock!
Man whatcha saying?
I said you rock better than The Rock, Brock, and The Rock I just yelled at Chris Rock!


Misty still can't see anything, because of all the mist around her face.


Hey May..is it May?
What?
May is it  May?
Yes. My name is May.
No. I said is it May?
Yes. I said my name is May!
I'm asking you MAY, if it's MAY already?
How many times I need to tell you, yes my name is already May.
*Face-palm*


Hey Dawn!
What?
Dawn do you think it's Dawn already?
What?
Do you like Dawn of the Dead?
Uh?
I said Dawn, is it Dawn already and do you like Dawn of the Dead?
No. I'm not Dawn of the Dead..who told you that!
*face-palm*

This is so funny I just wet myself.